The Epic Of Stu

Prologue

Maximoff: Hi. Hi. How Are You? Oh You Want My Story? Fuck You!

Act 1: We're All Going On A, Summer Holiday!

(It's The End Of School And Near The Holidays)
Batman.Jr: Penis.
Maximoff: What?
Batman.Jr: Penis...
(Maximoff Is Alarmed By This And Slaps Batman.Jr)
Batman.Jr: Hey!
Someone: DO YOU LIKE COCK (Holds Up Chicken)
Maximoff: Noice.
(Maximoff Sits Alone Playing AC3)
Haytham: We're Going To Steal Mr.Pitcan
Charles Lee: Wat?
(Suddenly A Cutscene Appears And Charles In Seen On The Toilet, He Is Shitting)
Charles Lee: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH (Shit Noises)
Maximoff: NOW I NEED A SHIT
(Maximoff Walks Offscreen As Is Heard Shitting)
Maximoff: MOTHER FUCKER THAT'S BIG
HoodoHoodlumsRevenge: TOP 10 SHITTY THINGS
# Big Shit
# Diareeha
# One That Comes Out Of Your Ass
# MY CHANNEL
# Moana
# My Mother
# That Wanking Dead Negan Cliffhanger
# Patrick
# Terminator, Like, The Series Is Shit
# Jeff The Killer
(Charles Lee Begins Punching A Man)
(Suddenly, Civillians Begin Picking Stuff Off The Floor)
COINS! COINS! COINS!
I Like Penis

Chapter 2

I want to sit down and die.
Maximoff sits down and drinks ginger beer. He is shortly eaten afterwards by Slenderjeffrakedoggrinnyherojackdrownedticcimanthe3rd